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The Criminal


By Alllie

A slim, intense man sat in the back of a police car, silently praying, praying mostly not to pee, but also praying that he had made a difference, even a small one. He tried to calm himself so he could be pleasant and persuasive with the series of cops and law enforcement officials he would soon be meeting. His dark blue shirt was ironed and crisp. The creases in his dark pants were still sharp. His shoes were polished and hair neat. He didn't look like the felon he was, the felon he had become three hours ago when he engaged in a criminal protest.

He shifted uneasily, his bladder tormenting him, his arms aching where the cop had grabbed him and dragged him stumbling to the police car. There he had been thrown face down over the hood, still hot from the engine. The cop then looped the plastic cuffs around his wrists and tightened them. His hands were swelling, constricted by the too-tight cuffs binding his hands behind him. His heart was beating in his ears. He was almost 70. A bit old for a criminal protest but here he was.

His angular face was thin, throwing his cheekbones into prominence, his eyes glittering. He was…typical. This was the new look of age, after the hyperinflation made everything ten times as expensive, after a monthly Social Security check became barely enough to feed someone for a day. Many of the old were starving. If they didn't have children to support them, working children, most of them went hungry.


He shifted again, trying to ignore the messages of discomfort from his bladder, his arms, his hands, as each competed for his attention. Despite not having had any liquids in 12 hours and being dangerously thirsty, he was desperate to pee. He had used the toilet just before he left home but the excitement of the day seemed to have sucked the remaining moisture out of his body and sent it through his kidneys. He was ashamed of himself, ashamed these petty discomforts seemed so important to him when he had finally done something that might make a difference.

And he had done so well in the "Getting Arrested" training he had taken nine months ago. It had been held in Houston the week of the Superbowl to provide cover, to give them a reason for being there, so the HomeLand Security goons, more and more called HLS, hells, if they noticed their movements, would only think they were there for the game. It had only cost him gas money plus 25 dollars for the training, that going toward paying for the meeting room. He had slept in his car and brought his grill to heat a can of soup twice a day. He washed up in the restroom of the building where they met. The four teachers, two of them in masks, were volunteers, all with fake names. The students, future resisters, were encouraged to pick a fake name as well.

The group of men and one woman, young and old, were taught what to expect if they were arrested, how to cope with the experience, prepare for it. There was much talk of different protest tactics, various ways to make a difference, some of them very illegal. The teachers would say "We do not advocate" but then tell them things they could do. There was also talk about "the lone wolf," how even one person might make a difference but only by being completely independent, taking no one into his confidence. Only then, they were taught, might such a person have a chance to succeed. They also discussed who their real enemies were, not politicians, but the billionaires who fostered and funded them. There was a list of them. Names like Scaife, Mellon, Coors, Olin, Bradley, Rothschild, Bronfman and Oppenheimer. There was a discussion about how a lone wolf could go to work for one of them, become a servant, a hired slave, then one day take them out. He knew he could never do anything like that but it was nice knowing who was behind his country's distress, knowing some of their names.

They taught them what to expect if they were taken into custody. Three days out of the four they met they were told to limit fluids and try to hold their urine for 12 hours, something they might have to do if they were arrested. It was very hard with his swollen prostate but 2 of those 3 days he was able to last the entire time. Now it was the real thing and he couldn't hold it for three hours.

He let his fingers feel underneath the back of his waistband. In a tiny pocket, the hardness concealed by his belt, was a small scalpel blade. He could pull it out, cut the plastic cuffs, take out his penis, pee on the floor of the police car and at least not go in his pants. The teachers who had taught him this trick recommended against it as it often enraged the cops. He'd also put Vaseline on his wrists in the hope that it would make it possible to slip out of the cuffs but they were too tight. He'd also been taught how to jimmy the plastic teeth holding the cuffs locked by using a short flat wire like the one he'd slipped in the seams of his shirt cuff. In practice he'd only managed to pry open the teeth and slip out of the cuffs once and that had been with his hands in front of him.

The cop was inside, gathering evidence, he guessed, talking to the election officials and poll watchers.

He sighed and leaned back against his arms, thinking back to the morning.

He'd woken up before five, nervous and alert at his decision. He had gotten up and heated some water on the grill in the yard, brought it in and washed. He heated his old iron over the fire and pressed his clothes. Everything was so much harder, took so much longer now that he didn't have utilities. More and more people didn't. People who were able, dug cisterns for water, but that didn't help with electricity. The Republican administration had passed a bill forcing the privatization of all public utility and water companies. The oil and gas companies had then been allowed to run the prices up till many people couldn't afford to heat their houses or even their water. After that his utility bill had had tripled. No matter how frugal he was he couldn't pay it so now he was living pretty much as his great-grandparents had. Water he collected from the roof when it rained or bought from his neighbors. He cooked over his grill. He collected fallen sticks from his many trees and he also did yard work, for which few could pay, in exchange for everything he picked up. The sticks and limbs went into the fire in his grill. The leaves went into his compost heap then into his garden. The trash…well there was much less trash than there used to be. People held onto anything useable. Poverty was endemic, as was crime. With few jobs and those not paying much, crime became a second career for many people. The rich lived behind their walls. The rest of his world was rapidly becoming something out of Soylent Green with a safe middle class life only a memory.

The government did nothing and pointed to the election results to prove that "nothing" was what people wanted. People went to their polling places, pushed their choices on the screens of computerized voting machines and came out to find, at the end of the day, that the Republicans had gained even more support. The most gullible of voters were realizing that the machines were fixed. "Vapor voting" some people called it but the press never mentioned the possibility that the voting systems might be fixed. People were beginning to protest, violently. This morning he heard on his wind-up radio (Five minutes of cranking for ten minutes of listening) that a warehouse of voting machines in California had been blown up and that even in his city two people had taken hammers into voting booths and smashed the machines. The radio described these protests as attacks on democracy rather than as attempts to restore it by forcing people to vote on the harder-to-fix paper ballots.

When he had gotten to his voting precinct this morning they were using metal detectors to stop anyone else from destroying these tools of the plutocracy's rule. He smiled briefly when he saw them, glad he had chosen a weapon they couldn't detect. He could see his weapons on the dash through the grill of the police car he was locked in, evidence against him: A tube of superglue, a small plastic bag of quick drying paint and a sponge. He could feel the dry paint on his fingers. He'd also had a piece of cardboard to fan the screen to hurry the drying. They'd all been tucked under his shirt, in his pants. The metal detector couldn't see them. He'd been able to paint the entire screen and fan it almost dry before they'd gotten suspicious. He'd also glued the "Enter" button. He didn't think that machine would be used again today. If only…if only…

If only more people had done the same, so people would have to vote on paper ballots…or recognize that they weren't really voting at all. Once people let go of the illusion of democracy they might be willing to fight to restore the real thing.

A shadow fell across his face and he looked through the side window to the silhouette of a police officer, the dark figure coming between him and the sun. The man in the black uniform stood there unmoving, his arms crossed over his chest, hands clasping his hard biceps, looking as malevolent as a Nazi officer out of one of those propaganda films from the forties. Even his hair was Nazi: A short buzz cut on the top with the sides shaved so close that his pale skin shone through.

The cop continued to stare, his eyes hidden by sunglasses so dark it was like peering into a bottomless pit. The old man shivered slightly, feeling the bruises the cop had given him earlier, thinking there was no way to reach a man like this.

The cop suddenly jerked open the front door and slammed himself into the driver's seat. He half turned his head to angrily look at his prisoner out of the corner of his eye. The old man cowered back instinctively, his bladder forgotten. The cop turned back and picked up a clipboard from the passenger seat and began writing. The old man sat quietly, baiting his breath, so quietly he could hear the scratch of the cop's pen. He could almost see waves of animosity radiating off the black-clad form.

"You failed old man!" the cop suddenly hissed.

"Wha…wha…what do you mean?" the old man stuttered.

"You failed. You didn't stop one person from voting. They had plenty of paper ballots just in case some freak like you showed up. So everyone will get to vote. They'll have to count the ballots by hand but that is okay. Democracy is stronger than a traitor like you."

The old man leaned back, warmth and happiness flooding through him like some kind of magical IV. He'd succeeded!! Paper ballots counted by hand! A few votes, it was true, but votes that would be counted. He'd made a difference!!

As the police car pulled out of the parking lot, the old man rallied his strength and concentration, organized the facts in his mind, thinking of the long ride downtown and how he might convince even this police officer that democracy depended on paper ballots, openly counted. He didn't know if he could convince him but he was suddenly hopeful.

© Alllie, 2004

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